Placeholder title screen for Muffles' Life Sentence

Announcing an absurd RPG

Well hello, uh, reader person. My name is Dee (pictured above)! I’m from the upcoming absurd RPG Muffles’ Life Sentence– made by BossyPino (pictured somewhere else).

Muffles’ Life Sentence is an absurd RPG set in a prison of monsters with forms made to match their crimes.

I don’t know WHY I’m not the protagonist, and Bossy lets my faceless cellmate get all the attention. He’s clearly lacking taste, but we can’t really blame him for being uncultured- he was homeschooled after all.

So uh, you want to hear more about the game?

Game features

  • This game features:
  • Swappable faces to change identities and unlock new abilities
  • A cast of absurd criminal monsters
  • Card combat without grinding or random encounters
  • Statuses that include: Panic Attack, Looking for Shiv, and Poison
  • Visuals boasting 3 whole colors
  • A great soundtrack you need to see to believe
  • A serial story released in chapters
  • Puzzles that aren’t too tedious
  • Evil Jamaican crocodile inmate
  • Dee is in this games

Serialized game released in chapters

Bossy is the creator person, and he told ME I should tell YOU that they want to work on this game as serials. Waddahell does that even mean?

It means launching MLS Chapter 1 in early access, and then releasing each NEW chapter every couple of months. That way, it can reach you all fast and he can make changes based on what you all think.

Also Bossy is greedy as shit and this game WILL COST YOUR HARD EARNED DOLLAS. But if you buy in early while the game is cheap, he’s promised that you will get access to ALL future chapters. Please send him your angry letters- I try to write him every day. I worry this is leading him down a villain arch.

I wonder how much of this game he’s already got planned out. I’ve been meaning to talk with him about giving me a music number in Chapter 2… but like, a violent one with chainsaws and a blood sacrifice musical. Oooh or maybe a cake?!? Strawberry.

I’ve decided- blood sacrifice ritual and the chainsaws cut into me BUT I’m actually made out of cake and it’s strawberry instead of blood and everyone eats me and is happy.

Spoiler warning! DO NOT READ the above text unless you want to be spoiled about something that has a 99% chance of being in the next chapter!!! I can give those odds because I’ve got good ideas and Bossy always listens to me.

Anyway, I’ll see you later. Love you Derek!

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